Worst movies everyone has seen

Ok i know most of you have never seen this movie but it is the worst of all time for me Zardoz , and i hate to say it ws a Sean Connery movie. OK now to movies that everyone has seen lets tart of with water world the begining of the end of Kevin Costner's carrieer, and lets not forget how bad those of us who a children of the 80's who wanted GI-Joe be half way good sigh dear god was that an hour and a half of my life i want back . OK the only rules here are if you do not agree with some one on a bad movie fine but no flaming or bickering we get enough of that crap in rp. Now on with the nameing of bad movies.

This summer's Transformers movie.

Poor Optimus. I thought it was an ok movie and the effects were really good. Worst movie for me would either be Cat Woman or August Rush. I saw both with the same girlfriend...no wonder it didn't last. We were doomed. To add to Waterworld, The Postman was crazy bad. I didn't make it through any of the Saw or Hostel movies, so I cannot give an accurate account of them, but I realy don't like that stuff. Land of the Lost had 2 funny moments, so it's a bit above the others. Lost in Space had no funny moments, but it had a Gary Oldman, so it is slightly above Land of the Lost with its 2 funny moments. Alien vs. Predator Requiem had the most potential, but didn't have one ioda of goodness, but the franchise itself will put it slightly above Lost in Space with Gary Oldman.
so,
1. Catwoman/August Rush
2. Waterwold/The Postman
3. All the rest with slight deviations.

Agreed, Zardoz did indeed suck. Dunno what Connery was thinking.

I just finished a wonderful shit-bomb, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It was suggested on another post somewhere in here. It was horrid! Real keeper.

i know i warned you

You did that to me, Pyr? That was painful to watch. LIke some bad college made flick or something. Jesus looked like Joe Rogan after he got the haircut and shave.

hey lol August Rush i actually like. But alas, we're all entitled to opinions.

For me, I'm not sure if it's the WORST movie I've seen, but it was certainly the biggest disappointment movie in my entire life... The DaVinci Code. If you've read the book already, don't watch the movie. I watched it when it happened to show up on some TV channel, and actually ended up so bored that I changed the channel to something else about halfway through. Lol i guess to me it was the entire movie was like one single epicly and painfully long chase scene that never ended, and wasn't quite as fast as it should've been.

Hmmm. Phantom menance i would say. There are some more, but i felt asleep during them and cant even remember the titles. This includes alot of "family movies" i was forced to watch when i was kid

For me the worst movie I can remember would be Vampire Assassin. It was like a low budget Blade rip off. Please anyone considering or coming across this movie save yourself from 93 minutes of the worst acting that I can recall. I wont even get started on the dry generic plot the movie is an almost unbearable torment for any true fan of the undead.

Saddly gonna have to y the "worst" this year for me was the SyFy channels "Ice Twisters" give a company free CGI sofeware and watch them skewer up good visuals

Hudson Hawk, My friend told me that it was fantastic and hilarious and that there were some really great and creative action scenes. There was none of that. My friend is a moron.

Today I watched Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Ya just gotta hand to lloyd Kaufman, those Troma films are some quality cinematography. How it got passed up at Oscars, I will never know! LOL

I'd have to say just about any Sci-fi channel movie that comes out every week with the title "Original Movie" attached. Oh, my bad, it's sy-fy now.... Stupid..... OH!!!!!! Mario Brothers, that was a piece of work.

but but but I liked Hudson Hawk it was everything that is 80's oh well each to his or her own. Ok I'm going to say wolverine that sucked , I mean really sucked .

I despise Napoleon Dynamite, Transformers 2 and Freddy got fingered. Seriously, I wanted to make the producers and directors bleed profusely after watching those...

Aside from last summer's Transformer movie, which I got a free ticket to and still feel like I got cheated out of my money, I got nothing. It's just hard for me to want to go to the theater these days, and between the production stuff that gets posted to the internet, the trailer, and the review, 9 times out of 10 I get dissuaded from seeing a movie before it hits theaters.

last three movies i enyoyed in cinema were trek, latest harry potter and Ponyo on the cliff by the sea. THough i skip cinem mainly becouse germans make horrible dubs, and i hate dubbed movies with deep passion.

Transformers had good cgi and blow up'ing robots....I think I will always be a sucker for that stuff, though I hated the Terminator with the girl..think it was 3 and the new The Day the Earth Stood Still.
I watched The Day the Earth Stood Still this weekend and I wonder how they can remake a movie that was so good and make it dull. There was so much they could have done to make that movie work or not make it at all and let everyone be happy with the original.
Little metal bugs are eating stuff...wow, how scary and original. The only good part was "You're planet?" "Yes, this is our planet." "No. It is not."
I'm glad no one put the movie Contact. I love that movie. I think it is the perfect sci fi movie with a good story, acting and just a spec of CGI. If they had applied those concepts to The Day the Earth Stood Still Redux, it would have been great and I could have enjoyed it.

I don't let anyone decide for me how good or bad a movie is going to be. I make my own decision by going and seeing it. If its a movie my family and I really want to see at the theaters, we go see it, if not, I wait till it comes out on DVD. Personally, I don't buy into, listen or take suggestions from anyone about any movie. I go to see a movie for the story, someone's imagination put on film; well, except horror flicks. Not really my cup of tea. But seeing the movie on my choice, my decision, unswayed by anyone else, I've yet to see a really bad movie. Well, I did grow up during the cheesy movie era.....lol Biker gangs taking on the Nazis, cowboys full out gun fighting in cities, stuff like that....hehe

So, in my opinion, go see a movie for one's self. Ignore the hype, the critics, etc., etc., and make your own decisions. Have to remember. Ebert and Roeper gave the the first original star wars movie two big thumbs down. Ding! Box office hit. What do they know? What does any critic really know.....LOL


And Transformers, ROCKED!!! lol

you make a good point that that dose not mean people can't give talk about their opinions their are some her i disagree with but every one has their own. I personal loved water world, and on transformers well theirs is allot of cool things in it and a lot i hated too. I told people it was a pritty good move but defiantly not family friendly, but the sgi and battles where cool. its ahrd for me to think of a move i hated i try to put a pozitive spin finding some thing good in the bad but one i really dislike was SAW 3 i think, whent to the movies with a freind and what where where going to see was sold out and she was a fan but i don't like that kinda of horror movie

My problem with Transformers 2, it is supposed to be a kids and family friendly movie and franchise. I liked the first one, but the 2nd one was so full of... EVERYTHING that didnt belong in a transformers movie it wasnt funny. Mom getting high off brownies sold on college campus; two want to be gangster robots that just came off as, to keep from pissing anyone off, Black Trash; way too much cussing for a G rated franchise; the way sam treated Bumblebee; and to top it all of, Optimus Prime saying "My Bad". I can not put into words how much I hate that saying.

For a summer action movie, it was good, for a transformers movie, it was total garbage.

not to mention the dogs humping... ugh...

i have to agree with you guys on transformers 2 great action scenes but the writing was bad

I agree on that.

Baumer wrote:not to mention the dogs humping... ugh...

damn, I forgot about that, was in every other scene just about... also that mini-ketchenformer with the gun for his... um... you know.