Second Chance Saloon

"Wow, I guess there's a first time for everything..." Garfunkel said as he brushed his uniform off."I just hope there won't be a repeat. That Gorvash fellow doesn't know his own strength does he?" Garfunkel said walking over to the bar."Well, as long as I'm here... Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred. I've always wanted to try that after I saw those ancient James Bond movies."

"Well I ges there certainly is a first time for everything but I gess with some things like that Gorvash individule we may never be too sure"

JarHok decideds he will havea drink to "Klingon Martini"

"To uhh, first times!" Garfunkel said as he took a swig of the synthaholic martini. "Hmm, not bad. It seems Bond didn't have bad taste in alcohol or women."

*Several Martinis later*

"Man, I...I love this place... It's soooo very pretty. Good thing I'm off doooooty!!!"

OOC: Mmmm drunken stupor gooood.

OOC: yeeees mmmmmmm XD

A transporter signal begins to emerge in the middle of the saloon. Materializing is Guile. He blinks for a moment. His uniform is covered head to toe in dust and sand. His face is very tanned and sandblasted, with a two week beard on it. He blinks a few more times, and then whistles loudly.

"Well, well. I see I am completely not dressed for the occasion." He looks around. "What is with this damn station computer and the random transporter thing? Computer!" *beep beep* "Computer, I wanted my quarters."

Computer, "Captain Guile, I heard otherwise."

Guile, "I.....? Disregard. Alcohol. Now."

Zapp glances at Guile.

Zapp: "Kif, get the Uniform Dust Particle Extraction Unit and assist that officer!"

Kif: "Aye sir, (sighs) I'll get the Dustbuster ready" ..... (whispers "idiot" under his breath)

*Garfunkel walks/stumbles over to Guile*

"Hey buddy! Goo...Good to see ya again! Where've ya been? Couldn't find you in the bottom of my glass... Hah hah..."

*Garfunkel collapses on the bar, napping in his drunken state.*

Was over in the corner hitting on that especially attractive young Orion. See the slap mark on my face? Oh yeah! I'm a stud!

*Hnnn, quero su cuerpa seniorita...." Garfunkel said as he drooled on the counter...

*Translation- "Hnnn, I want your body miss..."

"Fascinating, Sergeant. Glad to see your having fun, heh heh. And Kif, thanks for the assist, but it is all good. I shall change with haste. Now, being as that I have returned, it is time for sloshing. SERGEANT GARFUNKEL! AT ATTENTION, SOLDIER! IT IS TIME TO CONTINUE THE MADNESS!"

Garfunkel stumbles out of his seat, and attempts to stand at attention with no avail.
"Ready for.... uhh, madness, sir!" *salute*
"Permission to get a hypospray for my current conditionnnn before we begin the MADNNESSSSS!!?!?!?!. Sir?" Garfunkel said as he stumbled, trying to seem half-way sober...

"ABSOLUTELY! CAPTAIN GUILE TO ECHO BURNING! DOC! BEAM ME A COCKTAIL!"

Seconds pass, and a spray comes to life on the counter. "At your speed, young jedi."

"Th-Thanks..." Garfunkel said nearly tripping over the stool to reach the spray."Bottom's up!" He said as he pushed the hypospray coctail to his neck
*Seconds Later*
"Wow, well... Hrmm, that was, uhhh.. Interesting. You should try it sometime sir. Oh, and what, may I ask, is a Jedi?" Garfunkel said ordering a glass of water.

"A Jedi is one of those little pieces of cotton candy that refuse to get away from the cone. Nevermind that. The Doc on the Echo Burning is an expert and fixin the drunk. I assure you of this. Now, Sergeant, LETS DO THIS!" Guile grabs a glass of something and downs it.

JarHok gets up and tries the Hypo spray and puts it to his, "hrm not bad"

Guile laughs loudly. "Damn right, sir! TO THOSE WHO DIED A GLORIOUS DEATH IN BATTLE!" He drinks another of.... beer.... i guess.

Caught in the moment, Garfunkel grabs a random Denobulan's beverage and downs it too.
"YEAH!" He shouts.

"...Wait, what are we doing?" He says as he realizes that he doesn't have a clue what the hubbubs about. Nonetheless he picks up another random... Ale... and downs it with haste.. Heh heh.

JarHok grabs several beers and starts drinking them one by one

"WOO! WHOSE DRINKS ARE THESE?!"

Guile slams another one down!

Lol!

Not wanting to be left out, Garfunkel grabs a very tall and muscular looking Klingon's beverage by accident and chugs it.

"YEAH, I LOVE MADNESS!!!" he shouts as the Kiingon jumps from his chair to grab the unsuspecting Garfunkel.

Garfunkel, unknowing of his impending doom, swings the half-filled beer glass and hits the angered Klingon in the head, accidentally knocking him unconscious.

"Oops..." he says as the Klingon hits his head on the table behind him. "Guess the excitement got to him..." he says as he lets out a large belch.

*Raises glass*

"TO THE MARINES OF SERENITY STATION, MAY THEY ALWAYS BE... MARINEY!!!" He says as he finishes the glass.

guess ima sit down and have myself a drink

"barmaid.....a round for the whole lot"

*strolls in having finished with the holodeck. However McIntyre decided to replicate an over sized Sombrero because he liked them so much. He sits down at the bar and waves a the bar attendant getting his usual*

"barmaid.....a round for the whole lot"

"Whoo! More!" Garfunkel said, noticing Guile and JarHok had left him standing there by himself..."Oh, I'd better be going then, see ya guys later." He said as he only, only buzzing, carried himself out of the bar.

how is everyones day goin, anyone see the new screens at kotaku

OOC: heck yeah man absolutely amazing right?