Dear friends and Fleet-mates,
Did you spend Valentine's Day along cursing every couple that walked by arm-in-arm rubbing your nose in your singledom? I'm not ashamed to admit that I myself am single (for now), but I just found this new dating site that I have to tell you all about!
http://superharmony.com/
Now I know what you're all thinking, "but Ikari, dating sites are for losers." This is true, most dating sites are for people with... how shall we put this... lowered expectations? Yes, let's call it that. You're not going to meet Summer Glau or Megan Fox on match.com or e-harmony, you're not even going to find a good runner-up for them; no you'll be lucky to find someone placing in the top 10. But things are different now!
Because you are different!
You have different dating needs!
No you can find that special someone you never knew was possible!
Why are you still reading, go check out the site, sign up, find love like you've never found before... and probably never will again.
And no, this is not a paid endorsement... but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't accept money for endorsing superharmony.com. I should point out that this was sarcasm, just in case you made it this far and weren't sure.
Did you spend Valentine's Day along cursing every couple that walked by arm-in-arm rubbing your nose in your singledom? I'm not ashamed to admit that I myself am single (for now), but I just found this new dating site that I have to tell you all about!
http://superharmony.com/
Now I know what you're all thinking, "but Ikari, dating sites are for losers." This is true, most dating sites are for people with... how shall we put this... lowered expectations? Yes, let's call it that. You're not going to meet Summer Glau or Megan Fox on match.com or e-harmony, you're not even going to find a good runner-up for them; no you'll be lucky to find someone placing in the top 10. But things are different now!
Because you are different!
You have different dating needs!
No you can find that special someone you never knew was possible!
Why are you still reading, go check out the site, sign up, find love like you've never found before... and probably never will again.
And no, this is not a paid endorsement... but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't accept money for endorsing superharmony.com. I should point out that this was sarcasm, just in case you made it this far and weren't sure.
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