I'm going to say this now, this is NSFW; but that doesn't mean read on...

And now for the Next Generation... of porn

I'm almost ashamed to post this link here, or even talk about where it goes. Well, it goes to i09, a brilliant nerd news collective; but every once in a while they post a story that makes you do the RCA dog thing. This is one of those stories.

There have been more porn parodies of sci-fi properties than you can shake a stick at... which is what most men do, shake their sticks at them... But this is the first porn based on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Not only that, they're basing it on two specific episodes. Not only that, the guy playing Picard, looks a lot like Patrick Steward. I'll let you read the article and watch the interview, or not, your call.