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    Joke of the Day

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Pyriel32 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:22 pm

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

    She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Jonjah on Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:29 pm

    Note to self: Before you attempt to hide the "family jewels", make sure that they belong to your hubby first. (Remembering what he was wearing might help in the matter.)


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:38 pm

    LOL! That is amazing hahahahah!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:19 pm

    MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS...

    1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well.

    3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    4. A day without sunshine is like . night.



    5. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

    6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    9.. If you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some idiot will try to pass them.

    10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.



    11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

    12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

    13. Flashlight - a case for holding dead batteries.

    14 . The shin bone - a device for finding furniture in the dark.

    15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:41 pm

    Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and
    take all of the credit.

    Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

    Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
    A: Execute it for failure.

    Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
    A: Execute him for cowardice.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:10 pm

    Lol! Nice!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:47 am


    Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher



    10. After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit.

    9. Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.

    8. Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock the little snot around a bit."

    7. Data catches him tossing off. Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment.

    6. Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has, once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired and commits suicide.

    5. Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.

    4. On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a Chewbacca-like creature. Here, she returns, and they once again get involved. (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing sex slave. She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.

    3. In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG, Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Wesley. Wesley's head explodes. Spock barely survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and whining.

    2. Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down to clean out the photon tubes. Later, someone makes a comment about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.

    1. Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply any where. Even an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:40 pm

    Wow... just wow... lol

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Pyriel32 on Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:47 pm

    uh....wow i wouldn't mind going out by #9

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:25 pm

    The Top Ten April Fool's Jokes on the Enterprise




    10) Everybody act like Riker is the captain

    9) Pretend you've been taken over by an alien being

    Cool Program the replicator in Troi's room so that it won't make
    chocolate

    7) Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer

    6) Tell Data that Starfleet has decided to dismantle him

    5) Put a small speaker in Dr. Crusher's bedroom to play garbled
    voices

    4) Lock Picard in the children's schoolroom with several children
    and no adults

    3) Substitute some of Dr. Crusher's moss with moss showing 24
    hours more growth

    2) Put a sign on Worf's back that says "Kick Me!"

    1) Yell into your communicator "Captain, the antimatter
    containment fields are collapsing"

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:29 pm

    Top 21 Signs That the Enterprise is Nearing the End of
    its Warranty





    1. Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
    2. Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
    3. Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
    4. Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner
      of warp coil now held up by phone book.
    5. Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
    6. Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
    7. Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep
      image from flickering.
    8. Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling
      through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.
    9. Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
    10. Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either
      side become to steep for crew to climb.
    11. Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2
      people on board.
    12. Holodeck becomes caught in infinite loop: ship is overcome by
      ten thousand care bears.
    13. Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft
      macaroni and cheese.
    14. Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer.
    15. Bug in main computer speech processor: computer voice will
      either stutter or talk like Barbara Walters.
    16. Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in
      Wesley's shower with frozen concentrated orange juice.
    17. Ship's dryer indiscriminently shreds crew's uniforms, and
      related problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new
      clothing with Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed.
    18. Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says
      "Pretty please, with sugar on it."
    19. Riker unable to sleep for 2 weeks when holodeck computer
      crashes and loses access to nude volleyball program.
    20. Replacement parts for automatic door to captain's ready room
      are exhausted, and door must be replaced with bead curtains.
    21. Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:41 pm

    haha bad day...

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:44 pm


    Top Ten Fun Things To Do Aboard The Starship Enterprise:



    10. Playing Jimi Hendrix in the Holodeck while Geordi is there and using appropriate psychedelia on the walls to drive him crazy
    9. Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft
    8. Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data
    7. Giving Worf A nuggie
    6. Ordering Pizza from Domino's then going 30 min. into the future just to piss them off (haha, free pizza!)
    5. Secretly replacing the Dilithium crystals with New Foldger's crystals
    4. Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to Jeopardy during self-destruct sequence
    3. Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean impression
    2. Calling down to the transporter room, ask if they've beamed aboard Prince Albert In A Can
    1. Tribble sex!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Fri May 01, 2009 11:43 am

    Nice!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Fri May 01, 2009 8:15 pm

    TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETATCHED HEAD



    20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk

    19. The ball in Parisis' Squares

    18. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft

    17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

    16. Scare blind students in Braille class

    15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews

    14. Lawn decoration in Arboretum

    13. Footstool for Captain's chair

    12. entertaining kids in day care puppet show

    11. Scare Alexander into doing chores

    10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift

    9. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank

    8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get
    "ahead" in research

    7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards

    6. Two words: tether ball

    5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

    4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

    3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class

    2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time

    1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his
    life insurance policy

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Sat May 02, 2009 7:20 pm

    SUREFIRE SIGNS THAT STAR TREK IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE





    1. Saying "make it so" in casual conversation
    2. Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include
      dilithium and tritanium.
    3. Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without
      excessive thought first
    4. More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
    5. Have figured out the stardate system
    6. Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
    7. Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
    8. The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
    9. Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and
      "The Omega Glory"
    10. Memorization of the crew's authorization codes
    11. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice
      interface
    12. Attending a convention wearing non-Terran vestments
    13. Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the
      Enterprise from the Franklin Mint
    14. Understanding Klingon
    15. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work
    16. Playing fizzbin and understanding it
    17. "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of writing and
      dramatic stylistics
    18. Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects
      sequences in ST:TMP
    19. Inexplicable rock-climbing urges
    20. More than three original episode outlines buried in your
      drawers
    21. You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the
      green skinned Orion slave girl on episode number 7.
    22. You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.
    23. You tried to join the navy just so you could serve aboard the
      Enterprise.
    24. Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a
      Klingon and torture you for information.
    25. You went to San Francisco to see of you might bump into Kirk
      and crew while they were in the 20th century looking of a whale.
    26. Your college thesis was a comparison of the illustrious
      careers of T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk.
    27. You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say, "Star Trek?
      Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?"
    28. You have no life.
    29. You recognize more than four references on this list.
    30. You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates
      you calculated for the planet Vulcan.
    31. The UPS guy hands you his electronic clipboard and you're
      tempted to call him the "Captain's Yeoman" as you sign it.
    32. Phrases like 'sentient being' start creeping into your speech
      patterns.
    33. When you find yourself singing "Headin' Back to Eden" in the
      shower and you know *all* the words.
    34. You start practicing raising one eyebrow in front of a mirror.
    35. Someone tells a joke and your only comment is: "Humor, a
      difficult concept"
    36. You flip open your cellular phone and expect to hear it
      "chirp."
    37. You always win the free slice of pizza at the local pizza
      place when they have Star Trek trivia questions.
    38. You ask local pet stores if they stock tribbles . . and if
      they're neutered.
    39. You find yourself executing the "Picard Maneuver."
    40. You get on an elevator full of people and have to catch
      yourself before you tell it what floor you want.
    41. You walk to the microwave and start to order dinner.
    42. Sitting in traffic you seriously start wondering why you're
      using this primitive form of transportation.
    43. After seeing a news story about a police shooting you wonder,
      for a moment, why they just didn't set it on stun.
    44. You get upset when you go to get a vanity plate and find that
      WARPSPD has already been taken.
    45. You see a car with a Starfleet Academy sticker and it seems
      perfectly normal.
    46. You avoid all stores that carry Trek merchandise for fear that
      someone will find out about your 'addiction'. :-)
    47. Your wardrobe consists of a lot of black slacks with
      interchangeable gold, red and blue tops.
    48. All babies start to remind you of Jean-Luc Picard.
    49. You drive by a used car lot and start looking for Ferengi
    50. You start watching commercials because so many Trek alumni are
      doing the voice-overs.
    51. You know you watch too much Trek when someone asks you to
      quote some Shakespeare and you do it in Klingon.
    52. You start making lists of the signs that you've been watching
      too much Trek!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by qoona on Sun May 03, 2009 6:31 am

    53. You say 'Engage" to taxi driver


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Sun May 03, 2009 11:31 am

    hehe

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Sun May 03, 2009 9:10 pm

    Top 10 least known Ferengi Rules of Acquisition




    10. If a sign says 'buy one, get one free' only get the free one


    9. Always give the pizza guy bad directions to your house so you
    can get it for free if he is late

    8. Unless something is damaged, its in "mint" condition

    7. If it is damaged, then its "near mint"

    6. If there is a limit per customer, bring a friend and come back
    every 10 minutes to buy more

    5. Its cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager

    4. Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich

    3. No matter what you steal from the Federation, the Romulans will
    always pay top dollar for it

    2. Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are

    1. All those rules apply to other people--not you

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Mon May 04, 2009 9:03 pm

    The TOP TEN Favorite Activities of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard





    1. Ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then smacking
      himself on the forehead and saying "I could have had a V-8!"
    2. Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he sees
      a shuttlecraft
    3. Screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the
      bridge
    4. Spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with the glare from his
      forehead
    5. Lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at
      other life-forms
    6. Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if
      **** Hertz is there
    7. Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show
      her "a REAL Picard Maneuver"
    8. Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in
      the Neutral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're
      wearing?"
    9. Telling crewmembers in menacing, Dirty Harry voice, "Go ahead,
      Make it so"
    10. Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an
      away team beams back up

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Tue May 05, 2009 5:34 pm

    Star Trek Chickens



    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?



    Chakotay:
    Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should respect its right to
    cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.




    Neelix: Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But, if you can catch it, I can cook it.



    Riker: I don't know why, but I know how: with pleasure, sir.



    Worf: I don't know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.



    HoloDoc:
    How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't even
    know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have
    been nice, BEFORE the chicken went off to the cross the road, if it had
    remembered to turn me off!




    Dr. Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there must be something wrong with the universe.



    Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.



    Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.



    Quark: Who, me?



    Kirk: You chicken bleep, you killed my son...YOU chicken bleep, you killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bleep....youkilledmy...son!



    Troi: I feel the chicken's pain!



    Kira: It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians.



    Bones: bleep! I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!



    Data:
    The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th
    century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should
    have been




    to
    traverse the distance without interception by any kind of
    combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to
    why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a
    conveyance normally reserved for the usage of . . . yes, sir.




    The Borg: Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated.



    Hugh the Borg: Maybe it just needed a big hug!



    B'Elanna:
    I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the bleeping regulations of bleeping
    Starfleet and just couldn't stand it any longer!




    Picard: There are four lights!



    Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer.



    Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?



    Tasha: That depends...was it fully functional?



    Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time . . . did I scream this time?



    Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...



    Harry: I don't know, it's my first mission.



    Paris: Well, I think that...say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing.



    Harry Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding.



    Janeway: Its primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha Quadrant...and it probably misses its dog.



    Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!



    Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc!



    Spock: Fascinating, Captain.



    V'Ger: To join with the Creator.



    The Grand Nagus: Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing!



    Gul
    Dukat: Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm sure we can work
    out some kind of arrangement to obtain that information that will be to
    everyone's satisfaction.




    Kes:
    It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads
    all the time! They lost those abilities because they stopped using
    them!




    O'Brien: No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it.



    Wesley:
    I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and
    reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchacallit
    on the computers and . . .




    Sisko: It was seeking deeper meaning. Jake, do you see what we've learned from all this?



    Geordi: Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll have more luck with women than I do.



    Sulu: Don't call me Tiny!



    Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned.



    Mr. Homn:



    Dax:
    To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me, Tobin
    I'm sure wouldn't have had a clue,and then there's . . .




    Tuvok: That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous.

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Wed May 06, 2009 12:14 am

    Lol! Love it! That was awesome!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Guest on Thu May 07, 2009 11:42 am

    If Dr. Suess Wrote for Star Trek: TNG:

    Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,

    So, Data, please, how far? How far?





    Data: Our ship can get there very fast

    But still the trip will last and last

    We'll have two days til we arrive

    But can the Indrans there survive?





    Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.





    LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!





    Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!

    Please make it so, please make it so!





    Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,

    We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,

    The danger here is far too great!





    Picard: But surely we must not be late!





    Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.





    Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!





    Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?

    Who lit the fire?





    Riker: Not me.





    Worf: Not me.





    Picard: Computer, how long til we die?





    Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.





    Data: May I suggest a course to take?

    We could, I think, quite safely make

    Extinguishers from tractor beams

    And stop the fire, or so it seems...





    Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!

    Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!





    Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.

    You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.





    Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --





    Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...





    Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.

    We understand -- we get your gist.

    But can we get our ship to go?

    Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.





    Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires

    And that's what started all the fires.





    Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!

    We need to go! We need to go!





    Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy

    And lock him up and ask him why?





    Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.

    I say give him problems dental.





    Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?

    Have scanners said that they've been found?

    Or is it Borg or some new threat

    We haven't even heard of yet?

    I sense no malice in this crew.

    Now what are we supposed to do?





    Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.

    They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"

    I can't just sit and let them die!

    A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!





    Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.





    Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.





    *COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK

    HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?*





    Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.

    He's very strong and very big.

    I had my phaser set on stun --

    A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!

    He would not budge, he would not fall,

    He would not stun, no, not at all!

    He changed into a stranger form

    All soft and purple, round and warm.





    Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?

    Did you see this creature morph?





    Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.

    Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.





    Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!

    Our troubles now are at an end!





    Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly

    And orbit yonder Indran sky!





    Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?





    Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.





    Picard: Then make it so!

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by qoona on Thu May 07, 2009 12:27 pm

    my brain exploded, oh no!


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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Post by Baumer on Thu May 07, 2009 12:57 pm

    LOL! I love it!

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