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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Baumer on Sat May 16, 2009 10:46 pm

    but the lieutenant in charge of the scud...

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by qoona on Sun May 17, 2009 2:29 am

    was completly nude


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Stronin on Sun May 17, 2009 9:53 am

    Which everyone else thought was kinda rude..


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Lastline on Sun May 17, 2009 3:57 pm

    But is was ok because he could carry a tune

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Baumer on Sun May 17, 2009 11:07 pm

    So he sang them a little diddy about Daniel Boon

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Jonjah on Mon May 18, 2009 9:10 am

    He sang and sang and sang some more, but unfortunatly he was inturrupted by a strange knock at the door!


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Pyriel32 on Mon May 18, 2009 9:23 am

    and there stood a 10 dollor whore . (not for sensitve eyes)

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by qoona on Mon May 18, 2009 9:47 am

    and hit him in the nutts


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Pyriel32 on Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 am

    But the both fall down on their collective butts.

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by qoona on Mon May 18, 2009 12:09 pm

    than she ripped out his guts


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Lastline on Mon May 18, 2009 10:39 pm

    this continued until they got stuck in a rut


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Jonjah on Mon May 18, 2009 11:03 pm

    It's sad to say his day was ruined by an angry woman and a little cut to his gut.


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Lastline on Tue May 19, 2009 4:47 pm

    But the cut to the gut could be fixed with a Truck


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Jonjah on Tue May 19, 2009 9:55 pm

    ...of duck tape and some crazy glue baught from a dude named Chuck.


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Baumer on Tue May 19, 2009 10:19 pm

    So chuck brought his tape truck to the man named buck who had been cut in the gut.

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Pyriel32 on Tue May 19, 2009 10:45 pm

    The man with the cut in his gut was in a rut till he saw the butt of this slut that everyone else thought was a mutt .

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Lastline on Wed May 20, 2009 5:28 pm

    But the mutt was a front and he took a pee on that guy named Chuck.


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by qoona on Thu May 21, 2009 3:35 am

    who demnended that Buck pay him for a truck

    and sorry i couldnt resist... pill in a till!


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Baumer on Thu May 21, 2009 11:09 am

    So buck grabbed some cash from his pocket to pay for the truck...

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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Lastline on Thu May 21, 2009 4:36 pm

    but he got bumped while paying for the truck and yelled at the dog about his luck


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    Re: Short Story

    Post by Pyriel32 on Mon May 25, 2009 11:31 am

    she then pees on his shoes and the man yells what the fu.....(never mind)

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