Short Story

Okay here is how to play.
Read the last before you.
Than write a four to ten word sentence that follows it.
It does not need to make sense!
Anyone may jump in at any time.
If this takes off I will let it run fifty pages and than put it all together and see what we have.
Want to play?
I will get us started:

Once far away in the land of the tall grass,

there sat a gnome fishing for a large mouth bass,

he sat looking at the water, clear as glass,

Wondering where he lost his pass

It has been dripping ever since he stubbed his toes,

Snot dripping out to slime his feet...

Which fights the urge to eat

the oversized suare shaped brown blob of yesterday's mystery meat

And than the captai took his seat

Crushing a poor hobo's feet, replete with yowls of pain.

Which were accompanied by the sound of a heavy rain,

though the wiev was really plain

Now the hobo has himself a shiney cane

and there was a bloody stain

Then the hobo realized he was gonna miss his train!

He ran and ran through the rain to try and catch his train,

ANd was punched in the face, so now he was in pain in the rain late for train!

Hurting, depressed, and still late for thr train he yelled something profane!

After running in the rain yelling something profane at the train that was already leaving from Mclain

with that he sat down, toasting to the rain with champagne