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    Firefly Answers to the Chicken Question


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    Firefly Answers to the Chicken Question

    Post by Lomax6996 on Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:20 pm

    This is NOT my fault... I found these on another web site and thought, "Surely misery loves company"... let the groaning be heard thru-out the land heheheh

    ***Why did the chicken cross the road?***

    Mal: Because the other side of the road was the only place it could live life on its own terms, without being meddled with.

    Zoë: Because that’s where the job was, Sir.

    Wash: It followed a really hot girl chicken that could kill it with its pinky. Do chickens have pinkies? No? We’ll I don’t know then.

    Jayne: The money was better over there. (mutters) Lousy seven percent...

    Kaylee: To meet shiny new chickens and see the sights.

    Simon: That’s where the Alliance was hiding its sister.

    River: To get to the other side.

    Inara: It just suddenly, for no apparent reason, decided to pick up and abandon the luxurious life it had on this side of the road. That’s not odd, is it?

    Book: It was a pilgrimage. Wracked with guilt over the atrocities it had committed, the chicken decided to devote the remainder of its life to God in a desperate search for redemption. Just a guess.

    Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?

    YoSafBrige: Because you were over there, sweetie.

    The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.

    Niska: So by facing the emotional and physical pain of dodging traffic...we would finally meet... the REAL chicken.

    Mingo and Fanty: that's the road, he's the chicken.

    Atherton: Money changed hands which means I can tell that chicken to do whatever I want.

    James T. Kirk: "Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a starship?" Shocked
    ZOE: "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?"
    Schrödinger's cat is dead
    R.I.P. Schrödinger's cat
    Schrödinger's cat has announced it WILL be attending the funeral

    Talaina Kazzur
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    Re: Firefly Answers to the Chicken Question

    Post by Talaina Kazzur on Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:07 am

    Jubal was the best one. Then Wash and Atherton. The rest......


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    Re: Firefly Answers to the Chicken Question

    Post by Lastline on Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:02 pm

    Very, Very funny! And nice find!


    So very pretty

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    Re: Firefly Answers to the Chicken Question

    Post by james1493 on Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:16 pm

    haha i got a good laugh. that was really good


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