May cause extreme facial hair, in men and women.

May cause you to buy everything Billy Mays is trying to sell.

May cause you to sound like Billy Mays .

May cause you to watch Billy Mays endlessly until you become a psychopathic murder bent on selling your victims cheep crappy products as a torture technique.

May cause you to seek out products made with olestra

Sooper-pill is the new'ist pill that will cure everything! yes that's
right! Everything! From the common cold to the flu! Side-effects are:
May cause projectile anal leakage, May make you a Republican, May cause severe toenail growth. May cause ferengi eargrowth, May cause a decline in population, due to lack of nukie and other poor real life relationships. May cause you to think your a Trekker when really your a Trekkie. May cause random muscle spasms, May Cause all your teeth to become really white except one front tooth that turns blue. Warning: May cause unabrow.
May cause immaculate conception, Warning: May cause random bleeding of the eyes. May cause intolerance to Dairy products. may cause real life relationship with random person/object, May cause rapid weight gain, May cause random panic attacks. May cause you will look like certain US presidents. May cause you to be attracted to certain US presidents. May cause you to actually want to speak to telemarketers. May cause you to be a telemarketer. May cause you to spontaneously combust. May cause you to watch Brady Bunch Reruns. May cause you to hallucinate and see and hear William Shatner singing. May cause irreversible sex change, May cause you to run out to the store and spend your entire paycheck on
Bee Gees tapes, Cds, and albums in a vain attempt to bring back Disco. May cause you to wear spandex, may cause you to experience pon farr, May cause you to believe your IN the movie Deliverance. may cause you to believe you're in the movie Deliverance... while experiencing pon farr. May cause you to suffer from the DT's. May cause an unhealthy relationship with chickens.
May cause healthy relationship with chickens. May cause you to cross the road, May cause the road to cross you. May cause you to walk around quoting the latest Archie Comic.
May cause you to cluck like a chicken.May cause you to think your a dragonite and everyone around you is a pikachu.may cuase yuo tto be dyselxic, May cause the force to be with you. may cause you to 'be one' with lwaxana troi, May cause you to be one with a Horta. May cause you to do really bad Elvis Presley impressions, May cause delusions of grandeur. May cause you to enjoy the music of New Kids on the Block. May cause you to count from 1, to 2, to 5, May cause you to have recurring nightmares involving Oprah and Dr. Phil. may cause you to believe that there are no side-effects. may cause you to swap warp cores. May cause you to rename your ship USS Funkyown, May Cause you to remember the words to Funkytown. may cause you to accidentally say that your favorite color is blue,
when in reality it's yellow... thus resulting in your untimely death,
by being magically thrown over a bridge and into a pit of doom.
May cause color blindness and require you to answer "Grey". May cause craving for tribble soup. May cause Males to go to Cons dressed as Sailor Moon. May cause you to always tell the truth...... "Sorry Admiral, but I think your ass looks HUGE in that uniform! may cause everyone else to become slightly more attractive. May cause you to walk on your hands and reach for things with your feet.May cause one to become a drooling idiot in happy pursuit of a shiny object.May cause you to chase little red dots, may cause to believe that there are 5 lights. May cause Vampires to appear around you that sparkle ominously.May cause you to speak like Gorvash, May Cau53 U TO begin 5P34k1ng in 733t 5P33K. may cause you to believe that Istanbul IS Constantinople. may cause you to trade your phasor for a light saber.
may cause you to need to wear a hair peaice, may cause pineapples to fall from the sky.May cause excess hair growth on your knuckles. May cause you to hear your own theme music. may cause you to go crazy, hearing the voices of the universe, being
able to do crazy mathematical equations in your head like nobody's
business, making your big brother (who happens to basically be a
genius) look like an idiot child... and pretending that deadly guns are
really just harmless wooden sticks. May cause you to run around to random people on the street grab them and yell "I want my family back!" May cause Borg Implants, may cause severe skin irritation. May cause you to crave an analgesic. may cause you to become a door stop, may make you start drinking cola with strawberry juice.
May cause you to get indignant, May cause you to believe you are a hologram. May cause unusual craving for snorting wasabi. may cause the urge to chew bacon flavored gum. may cause bacon flavored gum to have the urge to chew you. May give you the urge to spell Flavor like Flavour and Color like Colour. May give you the urge to move to Soviet Russia where symptoms may cause you! May cause you to grow two bird feet and yellow feathers. may cause you to start driving backwards. May cause extreme facial hair, in men and women. May cause you to buy everything Billy Mays is trying to sell. May cause you to sound like Billy Mays . May cause you to watch Billy Mays endlessly until you become a
psychopathic murder bent on selling your victims cheep crappy products
as a torture technique. My cause you to constantly listen to Heavy Metal, May cause you to seek out products made with olestra.

At the time of launch the bottle was over ten feet tall, and could only be sold in warehouse stores like Costco or Sam's Club. The commerical even cut down could not run less than fourty-five minutes. Sales figures at this time, are a little rocky.

may cause your internet to fail for 2 weeks straight, because someone plugged both ends of a wire into the internet router thingy, therefore causing a short-circuit.

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lol... May cause you to mistake your toothbrush for a backscratcher.

may cause you to mistake your back scratcher for a tooth brush

instant cure for nose bleeds: may cause internal hemorrhaging, massive bruises to form on random spots, lacerations, stroke, heart attack...and...nosebleeds.

May cause you to eat Data's cat.

while watching veggie-tales.

OOC: remember folks one side effect per post.

May cause ou to use your toilet brush as a toothbrush.